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NEWS
BLAH BLAH BULLETINS |
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Makes Another Million... |
 Late
last night it was reported that Jim Bigbucks earned another millon
dollars! While asking him about this he responded: "Im
very disappointed. Only a million? Well I guess I'll be able to
build the Guest House for my Pool House next week. Until then I'll
just have to keep struggling"
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| Shock
Jock Fired... |
|  Early
this morning, Shock Jock "Susan Openminded" from New York
Radio Station XYZ100 actually played a song that had not been heard
in over 3 hours. She was given her walking papers when she refused
to apologize to her listeners for stunning them with a song that
they could not sing along too. When asked she replied with: "I
dont know what happened, I just wanted to bring some old school
back..the song was a classic remix of a classic from 2003."
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Selfish Promo Ad Here |
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| Sports
Figure Autographs Ball |
In
Sports last night it was rumored that Billionaire Outfielder, Rich
Bucks of the New York Empires, actually signed a Baseball for a
young child. The child ironically had a sign stating "A Billion
for Bucks is Not Enough". We are presently searching for Video
Footage of this rare moment.
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| Movie
Times.... |
 Todays
last News Blah Blah Bulletin comes from Local Star, Willie Sellout.
Coming this Spring, the Hottest Movie to hit the Silver Screen in
years. In a dark re-make of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory,
Willie playing Willy shows us what it was really liike to be Willy
Wonka. The addiction to Chocolate that ruined his marriage to Ompa
Loompa #3. The torment of deciding whether to adopt Charlie, the
true winner of the Golden Ticket. His agonizing nights as he sat
with a cold beer trying to determine on the latest flavor for his
Everlasting Gumdrop. "This film is riveting, it truly shows
the dark side of a man who believes in creative candy making and
the evil side of corporate trying to buy him out" Look
for the 40 minute trailer of this 5 Hour movie in theatres this
weekend.
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| Computer
That Excercises... |
With
Reality TV and the Carbs Craze the Tech Geeks have put their contribution
smack in the middle of the two called the "Teddy Treadmill".
This Technology system will combine Television and Excercise together.
"Its simple to use.", claims inventor Sammy Slicker.
This product works right next to your TV, you sit down, put on the
Latest Reality Television & eat away while your "Teddy
Treadmill" walks off the pounds. Set him to walk around the
block, around the town or to the local Grocery Store while you watch
& eat away. "In todays busy lifestyle of working till 5Pm
and then having to fight traffic to make it home to watch TV for
hours this product really helps out where its needed most. Its also
reasonably priced with 65 easy installments of $50! But most of
all it will work off your pounds just by shedding your guilt of
not working out." - Sammy Slicker of Quick Fix, Inc.
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